Jun 262013

I was taking a small photo shoot out by the pool for a “my collection” page I’m working on, and I heard the gate open. Well, I panicked thinking that it was the pool guy or our gardener, so I scrambled to pick up all of my dildos at once. Needless to say, I was spastic and ended up knocking them all over. Then I ran over and put them on the dirty patio table, to investigate the noise….it was the neighbor’s gate. Idiot. So, I figured what the hell. They’re already out, might as well boil ’em.