Aug 122013
 

comet g wand and salsa potd*click to enlarge*

Well, I finally did it. I splurged on the Key Comet G Wand from Jopen. Read about, heard about, had to have it, so I got it. Plain and simple. I have high hopes for this one. I’ve been trying to lower my expectations for sex toys, but this one I can’t seem to beat down with my bat of sensibility. We’ll see how it goes.

The Salsa on the other hand, I already have. I just knew that it’s discontinued and that I love it. I get pissed off when the one I have isn’t charged and I’m looking for a quick fix. So, I splurged on a back up. Something I never thought I’d actually do. It’s one thing to say, “Oh, yeah! I want a back up too! That’s so smart!”, but another to go *clickity click click*. I didn’t tell my mother-in-law that I ordered a back up. She’d have probably tried to guilt me into giving it to her. NOPE. Sorry, not going to happen. I am, however, going to point her in the right direction to find her own at decent a price.

This package couldn’t have come on a better day. My son is sick with croup (his breathing sounds like a death rattle), and I’ve been feeling horrible for him. My own mother sent me into a tail spin by trying to manipulate me. My house is wreck, but it’s finally empty of outsiders, so I’m not in the mood to do anything. And then my toys arrived. Talk about a light at the end of the shit tunnel. Hurray for sex toys and the joy they bring beat-down mothers like myself!

*The Jopen Key Comet G Wand is what was in the black bag I tweeted.

 Posted by at 2:40 pm
Jul 282013
 

Bbomb PotD*click to enlarge*

I love how quickly Tantus’ packages to get to me.  I received an email on Friday from Tantus saying that I had a present on its way for me to review, and was surprised to see it on my doorstep this morning. I say this morning, because I wasn’t at home yesterday when it was delivered. What a great way to start a Sunday.  Thank you Tantus, I can’t wait to try out the B-bomb and I’m already thinking of places to put the stickers.

B-Bomb package

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 Posted by at 2:10 pm
Jul 232013
 

Ella*click to enlarge*

I checked my tracking number to see if Ella had finally been delivered (it shipped Thursday from a place 2 hours away), and I was surprised that it had. I had hoped it would be delivered later rather than sooner, as I had just put on a mud mask. I’m not a patient woman, and have very little shame, especially when it comes to my toys. So I threw on my sandals and strut down the street to retrieve my long awaited Ella.

face mask ella

This is what my neighbors saw walking down the street.

Jul 182013
 

Package of the Day*click to enlarge*

 I try to keep my “mail lady stalking” to a minimum. I think she’s on to me. I need to stop standing in the street, staring at her, while she fills our community mailbox. So, today I waited till I had to go on an errand before checking. The Prisms Soma dildo, I was cyber stalking for days, but I was impressed when I saw that my Spunk Lube pure silicone got here so quickly. I’m excited to try both, but in the meantime I only get to stare at them, while I clean the house, getting it ready for a family visit and the dreaded HOUSE TOUR.

Thanks again to Spunk Lube for sending me your pure silicone to review.

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Jul 082013
 

I am so ridiculously excited! My Kiss Wedge from Liberator Inc. is finally here! I’ve been wanting and drooling over this positioner for moonnnttthhhsss. I was stoked when I saw Liberator was having a 25% off deal for the 4th of July and free shipping. I had to jump on it. I’m so glad that I did and I love how it looks on our bed. I can’t wait to take this puppy for a spin! Hubby better carb-load tonight! YAYYY Lib-er-A-TORRRR!

Kiss Wedge on Bed

Kiss Wedge and Pillows

Jul 052013
 

GE DIGITAL CAMERAJust welcoming my new Raptor XL, the right way. I haven’t gotten a chance to play with it yet, but that’s only a matter of time. I thought I’d show how it sizes up next to the T-Rex, also by Tantus. I went with the orange because I don’t have anything orange from Tantus yet, and I love colored toys. It’s always hard getting a new toy, and not having time to play with it right away. All I’ve had time to do is sanitize it, in boiling water. Tomorrow that’s going to change.

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**When I was writing this, I figured a lot of people may not own the T-Rex, and the comparison may not do them any good. So, I ran upstairs and took a quick pick of the Raptor XL with Vixen Creations Leo (orange and batty) and Vixen Creations Vixskin Maverick (tie bright). I’m excited to have another Tantus design in my collection, especially one of an unusual color.