Hi, I’m TJ and you’ve stumbled upon my haven. I’m a 28 year-old, bisexual married mother of one, in a hetero relationship. My son is a toddler and is all over the place, just like I was at that age. My husband and I have been together for 6 years and have been married for 3. He’s not a huge fan of my toys, but they don’t bother him. So my reviews are based on my solo-play, unless they’re couples toys.
My libido is always high, so to keep myself in check (I can be as annoying as a cat in heat), I’ve become obsessed with my sex toys and am a chronic masturbator. When I was a teenager I figured out the bath faucet and neck massagers. When I turned 18 I bought my first vibe, and had it for years. I had exes buy me toys, but I wasn’t really a fan. I couldn’t figure out why they were burning me! Turns out I’m extremely allergic to Jelly materials. Fortunately I’ve learned a few things since then, and started collecting body safe, quality materials in March ’13.
Here I’ll be mainly covering toy reviews, my toy play, random thoughts and feelings. I’m big on pictures, especially in front of our pool. I love showing off and talking about my collection. Aside from my books, it’s the only thing that’s exclusively mine. So I’ll be posting pictures of them with pride.
If you ever want to talk or ask me a question, you can email me at askTJ@tjthemadhatter.com or follow me on Twitter @tjthemadhatter.
*Sidenote: If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out my tumblr.