Well, I finally did it. I splurged on the Key Comet G Wand from Jopen. Read about, heard about, had to have it, so I got it. Plain and simple. I have high hopes for this one. I’ve been trying to lower my expectations for sex toys, but this one I can’t seem to beat down with my bat of sensibility. We’ll see how it goes.
The Salsa on the other hand, I already have. I just knew that it’s discontinued and that I love it. I get pissed off when the one I have isn’t charged and I’m looking for a quick fix. So, I splurged on a back up. Something I never thought I’d actually do. It’s one thing to say, “Oh, yeah! I want a back up too! That’s so smart!”, but another to go *clickity click click*. I didn’t tell my mother-in-law that I ordered a back up. She’d have probably tried to guilt me into giving it to her. NOPE. Sorry, not going to happen. I am, however, going to point her in the right direction to find her own at decent a price.
This package couldn’t have come on a better day. My son is sick with croup (his breathing sounds like a death rattle), and I’ve been feeling horrible for him. My own mother sent me into a tail spin by trying to manipulate me. My house is wreck, but it’s finally empty of outsiders, so I’m not in the mood to do anything. And then my toys arrived. Talk about a light at the end of the shit tunnel. Hurray for sex toys and the joy they bring beat-down mothers like myself!
*The Jopen Key Comet G Wand is what was in the black bag I tweeted.