Jul 062013

Vixen Creations Randy SiliconeI drooled over his pictures for months. I longed for the day that I could call him mine. Then came the day I saw a friend post that her Randy was for sale. After a decent, gleeful, freak out, I was able to buy him from her. I was so excited I nearly chewed through the box. When I pulled him out, I was thrilled by his promising girth and gorgeous swirls of color. I took him to the sink and washed him with soap, then threw Randy in the cauldron to be sanitized.

To be honest, after I sanitized Randy, I only had a few minutes before I had to jam out the door. Me, being me, I took that as a challenge. So with some Maximus water-based lube, I hiked up a leg, and worked Randy in. I was surprised that I was able to take him without any warm up. Happy, really. I knew that I would go about it the right way (proper warm up), the next time, but I just had to know if I could “take” him. GE DIGITAL CAMERA

I had been wanting to move up in size, ever since I fell in love with the girth of Vixen Creations Vixskin Maverick, and Randy seemed like the most sensible option. I took into consideration that Randy comes in Vixen Creations supple Vixskin with an inner-core of their standard pliable silicone. I knew it could be difficult going from Vixskin to regular silicone, while moving up in girth, but I just couldn’t stay away from Randy’s beautiful coloring.

When I did slow it down and warm up the right way, I opened up with Maverick and then took on Randy. His smooth curves allowed me to take him with out any difficulty, and as soon as I had him all of the way in, I stopped to enjoy the deliciously full, stretched feeling he gave me. I’d never been so full, as Randy is the biggest toy I’d ever tried.  When I did start thrusting, I found that his large head limited the length of strokes I could take, and was somewhat uncomfortable. But, when I rotated him, with his head facing down, I couldn’t silence myself. My moans were echoing off of our vaulted ceiling, and I wasn’t about to stop.GE DIGITAL CAMERA

It was hard to keep thrusting while cumming with Randy. It was so intense and bearing down nearly stops Girth Boy in his tracks. I was able to persevere by keeping him deep and the thrusts short. The post-orgasmic spasms were extreme, as I put my legs together and Randy kept me open. When I finally roused myself to get up, I was left feeling thoroughly fucked and to be honest, a little loopy. I walked to the sink with a goof grin on my face, and had to lean against the basin to keep myself from swaying (my knees tend to get weak after a great session).GE DIGITAL CAMERA

I have tried him in different positions and the only one that is a sure thing, was on my back. Randy’s hulking figure tends to get caught up on my pelvic bone, but it’s only a position change to fix. I’ve also tested out his suction cup base. On the wall, it doesn’t last past one bounce before losing suction and you end up slamming your ass into the wall. On a seat (I used the side of our bathtub, it has a generous amount of space), it will stay in place, but as soon as you really start bouncing, it will again lose suction. The only way for it to work is to hold it in place with one hand.

A few things about Randy:GE DIGITAL CAMERA

-Randy is made from Vixen Creations 100% Platinum silicone

-Measurements: Insertable length – 5 1/2″ front & 6 1/2″ back

-Circumference around the head and middle of the shaft 7″

-Diameter of widest sections 2.23″

-6 1/2″ circ. at the base

-Base width is 3 1/2″

I fell in love with Randy from Vixen Creations, rather quickly. He lived up to my expectations/hopes, and quickly became one of my top favorite dildos. He is somewhat squishy and has some flex, but because of his girth, he loses some of the pliancy you get with other Vixen Creation toys. My only issue with Randy is that his base is extremely flexible because it isn’t as thick as the rest of the body, and isn’t rigged at all. This can make it difficult to keep a firm grasp while pumping. I found it easiest to pinch one side (with my thumb, pointer, and middle finger), and lay my other fingers flat against the base. Making it to so I can pull him out and push with my flat fingers.


Overall: My excitement over obtaining Randy was completely justified. The smooth curves worked well for this first time girth chaser, but some positions can be uncomfortable.  I’ve had some difficulty successfully getting off via g-spot, but my x-spot orgasms are extremely powerful. Since falling in love with Randy, I have obtained the T-Rex by Tantus. I now use Randy to warm up for the T-Rex, and he’s the only reason I could move up to a larger size. I do use Randy as a finisher, and he still leaves me with that goofy grin on my face. His size isn’t for everyone, so keep his measurements in mind when considering Randy. Personally I took one look at him and thought, “Challenge Accepted”.

*Keep in mind that it is safest to move up in size is with proper warm up. Also, do not use silicone lube with Randy as it may damage the toy. If you insist, spot test on an area that is not insertable.

 If you want to give Randy from Vixen Creations a try, he’s available at SheVibe.

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Jul 052013

GE DIGITAL CAMERAJust welcoming my new Raptor XL, the right way. I haven’t gotten a chance to play with it yet, but that’s only a matter of time. I thought I’d show how it sizes up next to the T-Rex, also by Tantus. I went with the orange because I don’t have anything orange from Tantus yet, and I love colored toys. It’s always hard getting a new toy, and not having time to play with it right away. All I’ve had time to do is sanitize it, in boiling water. Tomorrow that’s going to change.



**When I was writing this, I figured a lot of people may not own the T-Rex, and the comparison may not do them any good. So, I ran upstairs and took a quick pick of the Raptor XL with Vixen Creations Leo (orange and batty) and Vixen Creations Vixskin Maverick (tie bright). I’m excited to have another Tantus design in my collection, especially one of an unusual color.

Jul 032013

GE DIGITAL CAMERAThe Cush is my first O2 dildo from Tantus, and it won’t be my last. What really drew me to the Cush was the girth and the temptation to try Tantus’ highly regarded 100% silicone O2 formula. The O2 formula is the softest silicone that Tantus carries. I had heard a lot about the O2 formula, so I waited in the shadows waiting for the perfect time to strike. When I did go *clickity*click*click* and bought the Cush, I was genuinely excited. I had been wanting to try a girthy toy for quite awhile. I loved my slimmer toys, but after while I was left wanting. I needed to find out if girth is was what I needed, and so entered the Cush. By trying the Cush I was able to find out something more about my body, and get off in a much more intense fashion. I honestly think that they should have named it the O2 Ridge, rather than the O2 Cush.


When I’m using the Cush it’s a toss up. There are times that the ridge blows my mind, and there are times where the ridge is too much and borderline painful. Most times a quick twist of the wrist, with the ridge pointing down, and we’re good to go. With the ridge pointing up, I line it up with my g-spot and use short, deep thrusts. With that I’m able to have a g-spot or x-spot orgasm. It all depends on which happens first. On the rare occasion, I’m able to have both, and WOW. I found the extreme ridge is best used with short thrust because the ridge can sometimes feel like it’s scraping my urethra.

When the ridge is pointed down it’s a whole different ball game. With it pointed down, it rubs my perineum wall and nearly creates the pleasurable pressure you get when you’re having anal play. It’s just more intense, and the ridge limits the length of strokes you can use without it being painful. Again I stick with those deep, short thrusts. I did try it anally, and the ridge was way too much for me. I’m not huge on extreme texture anally, and the Cush was no exception. I took the necessary precautions of warming up with a large plug, and I played with other dildos larger than the Cush. It’s just when I went for it with the Cush, I could only thrust a few times before having to call it quits.

GE DIGITAL CAMERAThe soft bulbous head is great for the deep strokes, because I can get a little wild and I’m not a fan of bruising my cervix. There have been times that my cervix does get in the way. With a little bit of maneuvering I’m able to move past it, and hit my back wall. When that happens I am over the moon. I’m able to it rub against my cervix, and still take more length. Since the first ridge is rounded, it makes the deep strokes smooth against my cervix and I’m able to enjoy the girth of the Cush. An all around win.


A few things about the Cush :

-It’s made from 100% platinum silicone, meaning it’s sterilizable

-Overall height – 7 1/2″
-Insertable length – 6 3/4″
-First ridge circumference – 6 1/8″
-Second ridge circumference – 5 7/8″
-Shaft circumference under second ridge – 5 1/2″
-Base diameter – 2 1/2″

Initially when I got the Cush, it was the girthiest toy I owned. Since then, I’ve moved on to much girthier toys. I still like the Cush, but it doesn’t get as much play time. When it does, it’s when I’m looking to play with a girthier toy, that’s on the stiffer side of the spectrum and of course, looking for some extreme texture.



Jul 032013

I walk to the door on the verge of tears. I’m overwhelmed with dread, fear, and regret. I put my key in the door and for a moment I can’t find the strength to turn it. I have to put my head against the door to keep myself from losing it. Tears silently streaming down my face; I turn the key. As I cross the threshold, I’m struck with how alien my home looks and feels to me. I’ve spent the past two years feeling trapped in this house. Now it feels like my time here, was years past and not the three days it has really been. I am here for a reason. I’m here to wash the sheets where it all happened. I half crawl up the stairs to the bedroom, the whole time whimpering and muttering regrets. I pull the sheets quickly; I have to keep moving. When I get downstairs, I feel a surge of loss. I’m dropped to my knees and all I can do is bawl into the sheets. I begin wailing, “what have I done to my family?”, “it’s over”. I feel like my bones are made of lead. I can’t find the strength to continue. Then I hear him. “You need to keep moving, T. Don’t stop now.” I look up and there he is. The one who visited me in my dark place. The one who is standing by me in my darkest hour. My father.

*This happened eight months ago. I know it’s not the most upbeat thing you’ve ever read, but when I saw that the prompt for this week was tears, this was what stood out in my mind.

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Jul 022013

1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _____ .

PG-13 with my husband, and XXX by myself

2. I got a body for ____ and a face for ____ .

Rough play and Mischief

3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl ____ .

Drops the soap.

4. Doing _____ naked makes me _____ .

Nothing (hanging out like I am right now); it makes me feel really comfortable with my body.

5. In the morning, I am always _____ .

I’m always waking up naked with the blanket barely covering my waist.

6. I would love to ___ in the _____ .

Have extreme toy play on the hood of my truck in the middle of Pismo Dunes.

Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM

Roses are the color of sunsets and the sight of a woman bent over makes me wet. Violets are simple, hey look a nipple!


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