Jun 262013
 

I was taking a small photo shoot out by the pool for a “my collection” page I’m working on, and I heard the gate open. Well, I panicked thinking that it was the pool guy or our gardener, so I scrambled to pick up all of my dildos at once. Needless to say, I was spastic and ended up knocking them all over. Then I ran over and put them on the dirty patio table, to investigate the noise….it was the neighbor’s gate. Idiot. So, I figured what the hell. They’re already out, might as well boil ’em.

  3 Responses to “What happens when you panic….”

  1. Haha I’ve done that before. Someone drops in unexpectedly and I spaz out trying to make sure everything is out of sight by the time they enter.

    It’s one way to get your adrenaline going…

    • It’s always the same. The same leaping, running, jumping to get things out of sight. Like when my husband brought his coworker home to hangout without telling me, and I had to pounce on my butt plug that was drying in the kitchen. That was a special day, too.

  2. Oh man, don’tcha just love those moments? LOL. Great photos 🙂

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